Gemini Horoscope of the Day
“Things should go especially well for you today, Gemini, so don’t worry about a thing. Life doesn’t necessarily get easier as you get older. You just learn how to deal with things. You’ll find this to be true right now as your incredible sensitivity and wisdom are making it possible for you to attain a clearer perspective. You realize that things are much better than you may have thought.”
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!
I have a sudden urge to do two very different and entirely unrelated things.
1.) Listen to Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album on loop for hours.
2.) Go buy a new suit.
Boxed wine is my own personal natural enemy.


